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Patriotic Student Bravely Repeats United States History Class
Just this week, a patriotic student has boldly announced his plans to repeat a much-beloved 10th-grade US History Class. Brad F. spoke to...
Lulu Max
Sep 71 min read


Procrastination Team Announces Plans To Twiddle Thumbs & Think About It Some More
At 11:59 PM last Sunday, Crystal’s procrastination team announced bold plans to twiddle their thumbs and think about that English paper...
Lulu Max
Sep 61 min read


Guy Pulls Out Embarrassing Little Shorts Just In Time For Summer
Reports indicate that a guy you know has pulled out some embarrassing little shorts just in time for the summer. “One can only assume he...
Lulu Max
Sep 62 min read


Man Outraged That Cushy Tech Job Doesn’t Include Weekly Goat Yoga Session
A Silicon Valley man reported that his cushy tech job has outrageously cut benefits this year, leaving him without a yearlong pass to his...
Lulu Max
Sep 51 min read


Whiffer Staff Answers YOUR Writing Questions
Q: What’s the best way to get inspired? A: Great question! We recommend reconnecting with nature. Spend some time in the forest and...
Lulu Max
Sep 21 min read


What The Imprisoned Extraterrestrial Forced To Grade Your English Papers Wants You to Know:
(He’s an honorary PAC member at this point) Hi I am called ☊⍜⌿⊬ & ⌿⏃⌇⏁⟒ but your people refer to me as Jeremiah I have been shackled...
Lulu Max
Sep 11 min read
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