Patriotic Student Bravely Repeats United States History Class

Just this week, a patriotic student has boldly announced his plans to repeat a much-beloved 10th-grade US History Class. Brad F. spoke to The Whiffer, sporting a tasteful Vineyard Vines American Flag Canvas Belt alongside his Golden Goose Super-Star Sneakers. “When my junior year course selection came in, my advisor looked at it and told me she was saddened that I had to retake US history”, Brad explained. “And I looked at her and was like, ‘Saddened? This is the luckiest thing that has ever happened to me!’ That was when I realized that what I was doing was something that hadn’t been done before. People here at Crystal don’t understand that failing US history the first time around wasn’t an accident, it was a choice I made to support my country,” he elaborated. 

At press time, Brad has dropped out of French 3 in protest of the course’s promotion of non-American culture.