Guy Pulls Out Embarrassing Little Shorts Just In Time For Summer

Reports indicate that a guy you know has pulled out some embarrassing little shorts just in time for the summer. “One can only assume he wants to feel the tender brush of salt-tinged ocean air against his exposed thighs,” explained a community member. 

As Bay Area weather begins to look upwards, so too must this dude’s hemlines. However, with the neon hue of the trunks he has begun to sport, it is impossible to discern if they are a legitimate fashion statement or simply a vestige of his middle school years. When was the last time he went shopping? Was it October of 2019, or just this weekend? We may never know. Regardless of the circumstances regarding this guy’s sartorial decision, it continues to polarize fashion experts. As one critic recently put it, “5-inch shorts are the closest thing to underwear a man can get away with these days. They’re obviously going to be divisive in the fashion community.” The critic went on, oblivious to the fact that his too-tight polo shirt was probably equally controversial. “Some think it’s a freeing experience to wear embarrassing little shorts. Me? Yeah, I’d probably take out a pair on one of those low-motivation days when I don’t feel like wearing any clothes at all.” 

This young man was recently spotted on a picturesque coastal hike enjoying the gentle caress of the sun on the rarely-seen upper half of his legs. Despite the embarrassing nature of his tiny trunks, he appeared to feel no shame. As summer approaches, he has even begun to work on a tan. 

At press time, this guy you know is seriously considering pulling out a fitted v-neck.